The Most Common Questions I Hear

I work on a sea fishing sales desk in Puerto Escala, one of the harbours in Puerto Rico. These are the top 5 questions I hear every day:

1. Are you from Gran Canaria then? (Do I look or sound like it?)
2. Do you live here? (No, I fly in from England every morning)
3. Do you like it? (No, I hate it, that's why I've been here 10 years)
4. Don't you get sick of the warm weather? (Er, no).
5. Don't you ever go home? (I am home, I live here)